The much-awaited Alpha teaser is finally here, and we wanted to love it. Instead, we got a restaurant opening lifted straight from La Femme Nikita and lit like a jewellery commercial, a wooden Bobby Deol delivering dialogue with no whistle-worthy moments, and action choreography that's a far cry from the Ana de Armas Ballerina standard. Alia looks terrific — but not 18. Our full, honest teaser review.